joehorne:

keau:

blasianninjagoespow:

This doesn’t get old

love this

oh weeman

joehorne:

keau:

blasianninjagoespow:

This doesn’t get old

love this

oh weeman

(Source: electricitycity)

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer
me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

image

every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet
shepard: I AM THE FLEET

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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macrops:

oh god its going around again

macrops:

oh god its going around again

(Source: frogbum)